�Even Nicorette Would Be Kind of Funny

Dennis Hopper, I really dig you, man, but, seeing you in that Ameriprise commercial, daring to exploit the extinction of "flower power", makes me wish you had over-dosed after Apocalypse Now.

I understand. You're old. You've got to pay the pills. I work at a call center, for Christ's sake. I know about being a whore. But, guy, if you can't shill applicably (as, say, a front man for independent film funding), then shill ironically. If I saw you in a commercial for De Beers or Zima, I would piss myself with glee.

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