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I spent the weekend with a satellite dish and bore witness to FOX News for the first time outside of The Daily Show.

It was everything I imagined it would be. The alarmist banners, the aggressively incompetent technical crew, the woefully inaccurate information, the anchors who seemed to have been yanked straight from Talk Soup. It was glorious. Its hyperawarness rivaled CNN's.

CNN is still tops in my book, though. I don't think anything can compete with a rain-slicked Anderson Cooper reporting from Chunky, Mississippi.

Still, it is a battle for the ages.

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