On TV - Patrick Duffy for a Leg

Let this be a lesson to you, girls: Starving yourself just makes your implants look stupid.

I want to see a big fattie moving around my TV screen. The deviation would totally turn me on.

You know who should become a fattie? Madonna. I would love to see that. I would actually believe that to be a "reinvention" rather than blatant pandering.

She would still be downright heinous, of course. It's Madonna, for Christ's sake.