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2019-10-01 - OH SHIT SON
2009-04-02 - The Worst Thing I Have Ever Seen on The Daily Show
2008-09-18 - Not Mine
2008-02-17 - And I'm Hungry
2008-01-04 - KITH Foretells the Future
2007-10-03 - The Free Channels Have Such Depressing Stuff on Them
2007-09-18 - The Hulking Male Figure Within
2007-09-05 - At Least The Inane Ones
2007-06-24 - Maybe I'm Just Horny
2007-04-28 - I Would Update More, But I Honestly Don't Understand Most of What's on TV
2007-04-02 - Damn 1950's
2007-03-31 - Double My Fun
2007-03-04 - I'm Concerned... But Not Enough
2007-02-11 - Late Night Commercials Target the Weak and Stupid
2007-01-24 - Eating Over the Sink is Just More Efficient
2007-01-20 - A Few Good Conspiracy Theories About Lethal Firms
2007-01-17 - In Her Very High Chair
2007-01-06 - Then I'll Be Dapper, Too!
2006-12-24 - Santa Thinks You Suck
2006-12-14 - Soon They'll Include an Emo Kid Talking About How He Cuts Himself at Night
2006-12-10 - That Shit Rocks
2006-12-09 - The Best a Man Can Get
2006-12-06 - No One is Homosexual; They're Just Got Energy
2006-11-16 - I'm Sticking With Chateau
2006-10-31 - Do You Realize How Many Idiots Have Decided to Pursue a Career in Forensic Science Because of This Show?
2006-10-27 - I Did Watch the Whole Thing
2006-10-15 - I Consume; Therefore, I Am
2006-09-19 - Even Nicorette Would Be Kind of Funny
2006-09-16 - It Was a Spin-Off of The Cosby Show, After All
2006-09-05 - Damn Tweens
2006-09-04 - Crikey
2006-08-29 - That Video Makes Me Wish I Were Dead
2006-08-17 - The Channel Whose Quality Declined
2006-08-12 - Bob Ross? Bob Ross!
2006-08-09 - The Fight in the Car on the Way Home
2006-08-01 - Things That Suck and Blow
2006-07-22 - Sleazily Transparent
2006-07-07 - Who Needs Ideological Dissections When You've Got a Catchy Tune?
2006-07-03 - Life Goes On You Liars
2006-06-28 - A Practical Theory of Relativity
2006-06-27 - Gross Girls on TV
2006-06-24 - I'm Sorry
2006-06-21 - Emo is Rock Music For Boys Who Don't Fight
2006-06-08 - I-I-I-I-I-I-Uh-I-I...
2006-06-03 - I Can't Believe You Boldly Went There
2006-05-28 - Jack White and His Mink Shawl
2006-05-23 - In the Mouth
2006-04-14 - Bob Goen
2006-04-04 - Rake to the Face!
2006-03-20 - And the Singer Looks Like Dim, So Don't Even Try it with Him
2006-02-26 - Stick it in Me!
2006-02-16 - Olympic Pride
2006-02-15 - Creepy Aunt
2006-01-20 - Even Without Cable, I Still Organized My Livingroom Around My TV
2006-01-08 - Silly Rabbit Ears, Global's For Suckers
2005-12-23 - Grinning and Bearing
2005-10-23 - You Probably Stink, Too
2005-10-14 - How Television Makes Me Buy Things
2005-10-12 - For So Many Reasons, None of Which Make Me Want to Spend Money
2005-10-05 - Mellow Drama
2005-09-25 - Damn This Uterus
2005-09-14 - I Don't Want to Go Where They are Now
2005-09-03 - Getting Rid of Scott's "GlamRock Ken" Hairstyle Would Probably Help
2005-08-31 - As it is Aired, So it Shall Be
2005-08-29 - Fork! Spoon! Fork! Spoon!
2005-08-24 - Deadly
2005-08-17 - The Young and the Restless and the Dense
2005-08-15 - At Least They've Stopped Talking about Peter Jennings
2005-08-11 - You've Got a Little Something Right Here... No, Lower... No, Over a Bit... You Almost Had it... A Little Higher... Over More... Yeah, No... Okay, You Got it
2005-08-08 - And I Thought Earth Day Was Stupid
2005-08-02 - 309 Survived -- Thousands Suffered
2005-07-29 - The Sandy Dandy and His Amazing Powers of Vexation
2005-07-28 - It's the New Thin
2005-07-24 - Wonky
2005-07-23 - Cripple Fight!
2005-07-20 - Control
2005-07-15 - Yet the Daytime Ones Aren't Taken Seriously
2005-07-13 - Now I'm the One Getting Restless
2005-07-11 - Psst! Pass This Note to Anderson in Study Hall!
2005-07-10 - Hopefully Nothing Hits Him in the Face as That's How He Makes His Livings
2005-07-09 - The Lows of the Highs
2005-07-07 - Explosive 8
2005-07-05 - Genius
2005-07-04 - Box of Wine
2005-07-02 - In a Delusional and Masturbatory Nutshell
2005-07-01 - The Folly of the "Get it Off! Get if Off!" Principle
2005-06-30 - So Which Side is Up?
2005-06-29 - Maybe Culligan Puts Something in Their Water
2005-06-28 - Dusky Nipples?
2005-06-27 - Litter
2005-06-26 - The Sipowicz
2005-06-25 - That's Not Ironic; That's What Happened
2005-06-23 - 100 is Only Special Because People Rarely Live That Long
2005-06-20 - Cats Really Hate Water
2005-06-19 - I Would Change the Channel, but the Remote is Holding Up the Second Floor and Walking Near the Television Causes the Light Fixtures to Loosen
2005-06-17 - Fully Loaded
2005-06-13 - Illogical! Illogical!
2005-06-11 - So That's What White People Look Like
2005-06-10 - Hire Ground on NBC!
2005-06-09 - Ha Ha Geico Ha Ha
2005-06-08 - 85% of TV-Watchers Miss the Point
2005-06-07 - More Amusing Than the Forced Humour of CNN Daybreak
2005-06-03 - I Don't Think Sarcasm Could Exist Without TV
2005-06-01 - Connected By Television and the Things We Wish Were Television
2005-05-31 - I'll Look into it, Man. Just Stop Yelling at Me...
2005-05-29 - Why Should I Be Subtle When No One Else is?
2005-05-26 - Just Because You Had Braces a Few Years Ago, That Don't Mean You Ain't 42
2005-05-25 - Feminist!
2005-05-24 - I Still Love You, Alex
2005-05-23 - Dynamic!
2005-05-20 - Though I Suppose I am Happy That CNN Has (at Least Temporarily) Decided to Embrace its Fear-Mongering and Go for the Gusto
2005-05-18 - You, Too, Coke
2005-05-16 - Then You Can Get Back to Making Great Movies!
2005-05-15 - Also Brought to You By Coca-Cola
2005-05-13 - No Going Back Now
2005-05-10 - I Don't Need to Be That Informed
2005-05-09 - Enlighten Her Already!
2005-05-07 - Seriously, This Shit is Bananas
2005-05-04 - Non-Threatening Boys and the Things They Do
2005-05-03 - "I'm Giving the Look That Means 'Clap For Me'."
2005-05-01 - If it's Shown on the Same Day at the Same Time Every Week, People Will Watch it
2005-04-30 - It Doesn't Even Smell Bad!
2005-04-25 - "Jump" as in "Go Over;" No One Touches Anything...
2005-04-23 - 24 Hour Party People
2005-04-20 - I Guess All the Answers Can't Be Found on TV
2005-04-19 - "Here I Am!"
2005-04-16 - I Think I'm Trapped
2005-04-14 - Let Me Save You From Yourself
2005-04-13 - Six Degrees of Reba McEntire-Related Crap
2005-04-11 - I Get Chills When He Chops That Pineapple in Mid-Air
2005-04-09 - Found Booty
2005-04-07 - Others' Beliefs
2005-04-05 - So Much Love From So Much Choreographed Hate
2005-04-02 - Being Told False Information is Better Than Not Being Told Anything for Five Minutes
2005-03-31 - Why Do I Watch Shows That I Hate?
2005-03-29 - U-n-h-e-l-p-f-u-l
2005-03-28 - No Phones, No Lights, No Motor Cars, and No Boat!
2005-03-26 - Korean Fun for Everyone!
2005-03-25 - Dance, Puppets!
2005-03-23 - Commercials Can Make Anything Okay
2005-03-21 - Aolful
2005-03-20 - And Now She Does Porn
2005-03-18 - His Little Hat Would Say, "Awesome!"
2005-03-16 - This is Overly Mean of Me
2005-03-15 - Hangin' With Mr. Cooper's Dick
2005-03-14 - Hooray for Jesus and Such
2005-03-13 - Quantity Over Quality: CNN's Mission Statement
2005-03-12 - Brought Together By Trying to Look Good
2005-03-11 - But The Gap Told Me So
2005-03-10 - Got Nitros?
2005-03-08 - Disgusting for Other Reasons
2005-03-07 - Can Good Truly Come From Evil?
2005-03-06 - Isn't There Something Going on in Iraq Right Now?
2005-03-05 - Rocket Science
2005-03-04 - Sorry, I Left My Wallet in My Other Reality
2005-03-03 - And What the Hell Did Entertainment Tonight Do to Marsha Clark?
2005-03-02 - Maury is My Homeboy
2005-03-01 - It Was Hordak, By the Way
2005-02-28 - I've Only Seen Two Episodes, But I'm Pretty Sure They're All Like This
2005-02-27 - NES Games are on TV
2005-02-26 - Bargain Bin Vin
2005-02-25 - Buzz Words Make Tragedy Okay to Discuss Lightly
2005-02-24 - My Faith is Mysterious
2005-02-23 - He's Basically the CNN Equivalent of Carson Daly
2005-02-22 - I Hear and Obey, Anti-Authoritarian Entity
2005-02-21 - The Unholy Trinity
2005-02-20 - Illness? Fah! Servo Repair...
2005-02-19 - Sell it, Fucker! It's Worth $ 15 000!
2005-02-18 - Like Mortal Kombat? Or a Drunken Brawl or Something?
2005-02-17 - Now With Realistic Karate Boob Action!
2005-02-16 - I Have Eaten at the Livingroom Coffee Table My Entire Life
2005-02-15 - It Turns Out That a Large Group of People Can Keep Such a Secret
2005-02-14 - The Dialogue Drives Me Crazy
2005-02-13 - Come Back, Rebecca! Come Back!
2005-02-12 - Do You Really Need That Demographic?
2005-02-11 - The Savagery of My Youth
2005-02-10 - Stellar Fabulous!
2005-02-09 - Or Was That Me?
2005-02-08 - Energizer, However, Would Be Fatal
2005-02-07 - Those End Zone Dances Were Entirely Too Provocative
2005-02-06 - Took Me a While to Pinpoint, But There it is
2005-02-05 - Gwen Stefani's Incredibly Offensive Style
2005-02-04 - Damn You, John Anderson!
2005-02-03 - Heading Toward a Stroke of My Own
2005-02-02 - The Set Was Drab, but the Show Content Was Sheer Glory
2005-02-01 - Ladders are for Going Up, So Let's All Go There
2005-01-31 - Please Help Me Understand
2005-01-30 - You Don't Wish You Had It in the Old Bat Cave, so Stop Saying That You Do
2005-01-29 - It Was Educational, Suckers
2005-01-27 - Is That Cuba Gooding Jr.? Again?
2005-01-25 - The Next Generation of Convenient Hypocrisy


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