�Psst! Pass This Note to Anderson in Study Hall!
Of course he was almost hit by a chunk of something. The whole reason he was out in the hurricane was to get reamed by debris. There's nothing he can add to the story that a dry expert can't.
"It's real windy!"
And now every news program is playing the hell out of that footage. And I'm sure CNN is pleased. It reminds me of being the yearbook photographer and getting a really good shot that a number of people wanted to use on their pages. I figured my enjoyment of that came from the shallow, hormone-driven desire for acceptance and popularity amongst my peers. As it turns out, that's exaclty where it came from.