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Behold your glory, Kirstie Alley! You have used your divine position as the one fat woman on television to so rightfully espouse the benefits of being skinny! Remain humble and repentant of your vile, vile gluttony and soon you will be among the immaculate once again! You will stand with honour next to all those gastric bypass recipients we have seen on the cover of People magazine, holding their fat pants before them! Forsooth, they simply reduced the size of their stomachs, making over-eating an impossibility, thus removing the requirement for discipline and strength of will and other admirable characteristics, but it matters not, dear, dear Kirstie! We simply celebrate their skinniness and soon we shall celebrate yours as well! Welcome back, Kirstie! Welcome back to the light!

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