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And now, my very own episode of CSI.
[Ext - DAY - LARGE GRASSY FIELD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF A HIP AND LIKELY PERPETUALLY HOT CITY]
COOL DUDE and SASSY FEMALE approach GENERIC UNIFORMED MAN. COOL DUDE and SASSY FEMALE are wearing outfits grossly inappropriate for a professional atmosphere and are carrying vaguely medical-looking bags. GENERIC UNIFORMED MAN leads COOL DUDE and SASSY FEMALE through the field.
GENERIC UNIFORMED MAN
The trio stops. On the ground in front of them is a BURNED ARM AND HAND. COOL DUDE squats to inspect the BURNED ARM AND HAND.
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE and SASSY FEMALE stand up. GENERIC UNIFORMED MAN has gone somewhere for some reason and he won't ever be back. COOL DUDE surveys the scene. A hip camera effect draws attention to a BLADE OF GRASS near the BURNED ARM AND HAND.
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
SASSY FEMALE begins to prod and generally contaminate the BURNED ARM AND HAND. COOL DUDE continues to stare at the field.
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
SASSY FEMALE holds up the BURNED ARM AND HAND for COOL DUDE to see. The FINGERNAILS are virtually nonexistent because of the burning.
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
COOL DUDE
SASSY FEMALE
[FADE INTO DYNAMIC OPENING CREDITS DURING WHICH I CHANGE THE CHANNEL AND NEVER RETURN]
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