Look, Tom Cruise: If you want to be famous and earn $20 million for two months of work and be permitted to repeatedly appear on television acting like a chimp in heat, you're going to get sprayed in the face with various substances. That's life. It's not uncommon for people in cars to huck things at me as I walk down the street -- and I don't even have a live-in chef or good teeth. That's the kind of crap that happens to regular people every now and then. We suck it up; we smile because people are watching; we laugh it off; and we move the hell on. Afterwards, we try to make ourselves even less noticeable than we were before. Get what I'm driving at, Tom?

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