On TV - Patrick Duffy for a Leg

Mattel is putting out a Lindsey Lohan doll. It will no doubt be ridiculously expensive and that, in my opinion, is just a waste of money. If you want an affordable Lindsay Lohan doll, here's what you do:

1. Buy a regular Barbie doll (get one with red or brown hair).

2. Draw on it with a magic marker.

3. Try to scrub off the magic marker (you probably won't be able to get it all off).

4. Leave the doll outside and exposed to the elements for a few days.

Done.